Well I went to university
And I read a book or two
I can lard any conversation
With quotes by Sartre or Camus

But being Simone de Beauvoir
Doesn't get you very far
In spite of all the things you know
You're better off Brigitte Bardot

Cause no matter how intelligent you are
They can't see that on the other side of the bar
Guess my entire education is in vain

Cause guys don't fall
Guys don't fall
Guys don't fall for brain

So then I think I'll be a rockstar
If I start playing in a band
Artistic attraction should increase my chances
On a one night stand

So then I start to sing this song
Ask my girlfriends to sing along
But was it that good an idea
A band prettier than me

It doesn't matter if I wrote every single song in this set
I'm not blond and I'm not blue eyed and let's face it - I am fat
No matter how poetic I might describe my existential pain

So then I wear a skirt too short
And put some plaster on my face
What's a girl gotta do
To prevent the extinction of the human race

Apparently, I look interesting
When I sit a the bar and I don't say a thing
This guy comes talking to me
Saying he knows me from Tv

But when we get it on it suddenly occurs to me
Why on earth would I want a guy like that riding me
He's thinking he's the captain well he's just making me seasick

You know girls don't fall
Girls don't fall
Girls don't fall for dick

The question is, if boys and girls are incompatible
How come the human race even exists at all
Why do we stand each other anyway
The answer is love and I hope I'll find it someday