If the money wasn't coming
Then all the people here would leave
Do you know how hard it is to stomach
That they'll toss you out whenever they please?
I'm a commodity, an oddity
My high school friends won't talk to me
In all honesty, it's probably
'Cause I'm in a place they want to be
But it costed me almost everything

I'm so classé about everything
'Cause I'm scared to show I'm not confident
I'm incompetent about all of this
I gave you all that I had to give
Now I'm throwing money in a spiral
'Cause we both know 'bout how it goes
We've heard this story many times before
He was too young, he's up too much
Now he's sleeping on a tour bus
Full of people that he don't know
After everything, he finally gets to go home

Alright go ahead, continue the story
So he was so obnoxious
He was like inside, leave those dogs there
And I was like okay alright
Well we'll just make sure they don't like jump out
Just stop talking lady, I will do my job
He's like, "They're just little dogs
just leave it alone, go inside"
So I go inside and he comes in behind me
And he's like, "Make sure he doesn't go anywhere
I'm gonna go and search her car"
and I had already said to her
"Oh my God, no 'cause my dogs are in there
what if he likes opens the door and they jump out? "
And she goes, "She's a little bit concerned about her dogs"
And he's like, "Oh, for God's sake
they're just little dogs, I'll deal with them"
And I'm not exaggerating he goes off
And he turns back so he can make sure I can hear it
And he goes, "I'm going to be some time"
And I'm like thinking to myself
"Oh my God, he's going to find all the drugs"
That's truly a riveting story I
um, ha-ha (I thought it was funny)
No, it's good, it's good, it's good (Eh, whatever)
Sorry, love ya, bye