It's the night time and I'm frisky, yeah
I think I might just get it on, oh with the misses, yeah
I see the green light, she starts to kiss me, yeah
What do I do now, think my penis might be broken

Get it up, get it up
Why are you laying down?
I need you to be stiff
So I can fool around

Would you please just love me still
Even if I need the pill?
Taking, viagra, v-a-h-I-r-a-y
Viagra, v-I-g-a-r-I
Spelling's hard but I am harder
It's been to long, so I'm gonna call a doctor

I want you to feel good
I want you to feel nice
But it appears that as my penis isn't working right

Oh what a shame, I don't know what to do
I got this penis that I can't even use
How do I fix this problem
This shit is happening way too often

But there's a pill, a special pill
I need to take it, I need to know how it feels
Would you please just love me still
Even if I need the pill?

Viagra, v-a-h-I-r-a-y
Viagra, v-I-g-a-r-I
Spelling's hard but I am harder
It's been to long, so I'mm gonna call a doctor

I want you to feel good
I don't know what to do
My penis might be broken
Need to know how it feels
Love me still?
A special pill