Hey Robert I know looks can be deceiving but I'm the perfect girl for you I like your dog, think you're cute drunk Love that funny face you do
Well all your flaws go away when I see your face But some soap and some perfume may do you good someday Hey Robert, boy you might have me believing you find no girls just if you turn gay
[CHORUS] 'Cuz I can't help it if you're cute in every angle Can't help it if I wanna grab you on your way home Come on and bite me, see if you can work some magic You'll probably just hurt my neck, but oh... I can't help myself
Hey Robert, I've been standing in this line 'cuz I wanna take a pic with you I've seen you online and I love all the shit you say on the interviews you do
Green or gold, boy your eyes are always beautiful Ask your Buda and he will tell you I was made for you Hey Robert, when I scream to you "I Love You" Doesn't smile and keep walking through
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I'll help you with your drive I'll play the guitar while you clean your filthy place And as we walk outside, though you ain't no vampire People will stare... 'Cuz you shine, shine, shine
Hey Robert, we could give you a hundred reasons why we should be the fans you choose All those other girls, they're hysterical But could they write this song for you?